Run Gweg Run

Oh boy, Gweg has just woken up from a long nap. Man, was I tired, Gweg thinks to himself. All of the sudden the phone rings.

It's Gweg's Grandma!

"Hi Grandma!" Gweg says.
Gweg's Grandma says, "Hi Gweggy. Your mommy tells me you haven't been exercising like you are supposed to."

Gweg tries to explain, but his grandma keeps talking, "...so if you run all the way to my house, you'll get a gift."

Gweg says, "A comic?"
Grandma says, "A comic."
Gweg: "A comic!"
Grandma: "A comic."
Gweg's mom who has been listening on the other line: "Phht A comic."

Gweg is really excited. He runs right out his room, down the stairs, and out the door. He was running so fast, he didn't hear his mom tell him to get some milk while he was out.

Gweg is running so fast he feels like he is flying. He has never run this fast before. Faster and faster he goes. He can almost feel that comic book in his hands. He is so preoccupied with running, he almost knocked over a lady with a stroller.

The lady told Gweg to watch where he was going. Later on she would recieve ten thousand spoons when all she needed was a knife. Then she would win the lottery and die the next day.

Gweg kept on running. He was running past the bank, when out of nowhere, Richard the Bank Robber came crashing out of the bank doors.

Gweg and Richard collided with each other.

Richard the Bank Robber got up and said, "You idiot. You almost ruined everything!" Then Richard shot Gweg.

As Gweg laid there dying, all he could think of was that night in his bed when he stayed up reading comic books.

Gweg opened his eyes and said "No!"

Richard the Bank Robber looked at Gweg and said, "What do you mean 'no'?" and shot Gweg again.

Gweg didn't have to run anymore, because he was dead.

THE END