GWEG WATCHES STAR WARS

Oh Wow! Gweg is so thrilled, because he is going to get to watch Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones. Gweg just can't wait.

The line to see the movie is pretty long, but Gweg doesn't mind, Gweg is a very patient person. Gweg finally gets inside. Gweg gets popcorn, a box of chocolate raisins, and a large drink. Gweg is all set to watch the movie.

Gweg sits in the middle of the theater. Gweg watches the previews, and then the movie starts. Gweg reads "A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away..." and Gweg yells out with joy.

Gweg watches the perils of Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Padme. But there is a scene Gweg just doesn't understand. It involves C-3PO and Owen Lars. Gweg remembers from A New Hope that C-3PO and Owen did not know each other. So how could this scene in Attack of the Clones make sense?

Gweg starts asking the other people around him about this problem. Gweg's questions are answered with nothing but "Shhhh!" and "Be Quiet!" Suddenly, the man sitting behind Gweg spoke up. He said, "C-3PO will get his memory erased and to Owen, droids are nothing more than pieces of equipment. There does that answer your question?"

Gweg said, "No. Not really."

The man then stood up and all of the people in the theater gasped, the man was Darth Richard the Ultimate Star Wars Fan.

Darth Richard took out his lightsaber and proceeded to cut off Gweg's head.

Star Wars Episode III comes out in 2005, but Gweg won't get to see it, because Gweg is dead.

THE END