What a wonderful day! Gweg and his parents are spending the day at the beach. Gweg was having a wonderful time, making sand castles, playing volleyball, and going to swim in the ocean.
Gweg decided to go exploring on the beach. Gweg's mother made sure he knew they had set up their stuff near Life Guard Post # 19, so Gweg would be able to find his way back with no problems.
Gweg was having a fun time find shells all along the beach. But Gweg was even more excited when he saw a sign.
The sign said:
ATTENTION BOYS AND GIRLS! DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A REAL LIFE PIRATE SHIP?
IF YOU DO, GET YOUR PARENTS TO BRING YOU DOCK 94 TO SIGN UP FOR THE GREATEST
ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
Gweg could hardly contain his enthusiasm. He ran back to where his parents where at.
Gweg got back to his parents and started yelling.
"Mommy, Daddy! I want to go on the Pirate Ride!"
Gweg's Dad turned to him and said, "I don't know Gweg, a Pirate Ride sounds awfully dangerous."
Gweg's excitement started to drain out of his body.
"But dad, it's just a ride."
Gweg's Dad seemed to think this over. "Hmmm, let's see what your mom has to say about this."
Gweg's Mom said, "Let me check my day planner to see if we have time for such a ride."
Gweg's Mom looked her purse and pulled out 3 pieces of paper.
Gweg's Mom said, "Well look at what I have here. It's 3 tickets for the Pirate Ride!"
Gweg cheered.
Gweg and his parents went to Dock 94 and presented their tickets to the Ticket Taker. He had them follow him onto a huge boat.
The Ticket Taker said, "Well, this is your baot. The captain will be out to meet you in a minute.
Gweg's parents thanked the Ticket Taker as he left the boat. Gweg looked all around the big boat he was on. It looked just like the pirate baots Gweg had seen in books and on the movies.
Gweg turned to his parents and said, "Thanks Mom and Dad for bringing me to the beach and taking me on the Pirate Ride!"
Gweg's Mom and Dad looked at him and smiled. Gweg's Dad said, "Anything for our only boy."
All of the sudden, the air around them got cold. The heard some odd footsteps fall behind them, they turned around to see what it was and Gweg let out a gasp.
Standing there was a man with a long black hair and a thick black beard. He had an eye patch over his right eye. On his shoulder sat a parrot. The man wore a white puffy shirt and tattered black pants. He also had a wooden left leg.
The man said, "Arrrrr! I be Richard the Pirate!" The parrot squawked, "Awwk. Richard the Pirate, awwk!"
Richard the Pirate looked over Gweg and his parents.
He said, "Arrr. You be the sorriest looking swabbies I ever laid my good eye on, that ye be! But I always be looking for some extra ship mates, so avast ye mateys! Set the mast! We ship sail right now!"
The boat started moving out to sea.
Gweg turned to his parents and said, "This is going to be great."
As the ship sailed on, Richard the Pirate had Gweg and his parents do various pirate type things. There were 5 other pirates on the ship. Gweg got to climb up to the Crow's Nest to look out for other ships.
Richard the Pirate called Gweg down and brought his parents out to the middle of the boat.
Richard the Pirate said, "All right mateys. Since we be not finding any ships to plunder, I think we needs to head back to land. Arrr."
Gweg was disappointed. Gweg told the captain, "I think we should stay out a little longer."
Richard the Pirate snarled. Arrr! Mutiny, that's what this be! You Gweg, you are going to walk the plank!" The parrot squawked "Awwk, Walk the plank, walk the plank!"
Two of the pirates grabbed Gweg and put him on the plank. Richard the Pirate took out his sword and pointed it at Gweg.
"Arr Gweg, now it's time to walk the plank!"
Gweg started to walk the plank, but he wasn't scared. "This is all a part of the ride" Gweg thought to himself.
Gweg had reached the very end of the plank and started to step off of it.
Richard the Pirate yelled out, "No, wait a second!"
But it was too late. Gweg fell into the ocean. As soon as he did, 2 sharks came up to him and ripped him apart.
Richard the Pirate turned to Gweg's parents.
"Oh my god! Didn't you read the brochure? You were supposed to yell out to your son not to d it then you were going to defeat me in a sword fight! That's part of the ride!"
Gweg's parents just smiled. Gweg's Dad said, "Yeah, we know. We just wanted to get rid of the little bastard."
Gweg never got to go on any more fun rides, because Gweg was dead.
Monday, July 10, 2006
Monday, July 03, 2006
Independence Gweg
July 3rd.
Gweg woke up very excited. It was one of his favorite times of the year. The Fourth of July! It was one of Gweg's favorites for three reasons. Gweg loved to see the fireworks display. Gweg loved to eat the food his father cooked out on the grill. And Gweg loved his country.
Gweg ran out to the family room to watch some TV. When he turned it on, the picture he saw on the screen was distorted.
Gweg tried adjusting the dials on his TV but they didn't work. Gweg tried flipping through the other channels, but they were distorted too.
Gweg began to wonder what the problem could possible be, but no sooner than five minutes later, did he get his answer.
The ground be shaking and things started to fall of shelves. Gweg had never experienced an earthquake before and ran outside.
All of Gweg's neighbors were looking up in the sky. Gweg looked up to and saw the biggest surprise of his life.
Up in the sky, was a spaceship the size of a small city.
Gweg couldn't believe what he was seeing. Gweg had always been a believer in other life out in the universe, but he never thought in a million years that he would see any of them visit the earth.
The spaceship had settled itself it seemed, as it came to a stop and hovered over the building that was in the center of town.
Gweg had a real bad feeling about the spaceship. He ran inside to get his parents up.
Gweg went into their room and shook their bed.
"Mom! Dad! You've got to come outside!"
Gweg's father woke up and looked at his son.
He asked, "What's the matter Gweg? Did you have a bad dream again?"
Gweg said, "No dad, you need to come outside right away!"
Gweg's parents got out of bed and put their clothes on. They followed Gweg outside.
When Gweg's parents saw the spaceship, they had different reactions. Gweg's dad just looked at with his mouth wide open. Gweg's mom simple fainted.
Twenty minutes later, Gweg's mom woke up.
Gweg's dad looked at his wife and said, "Honey, we need to get out of town soon as possible. Go inside, get some food and water. I'll get some sleeping bags, the radio, and the flashlights. Gweg, you get some batteries and the cell phone."
Gweg ran inside and got what his dad asked. Gweg decided he needed to get one other thing to.
His trusty laptop computer. Gweg considered himself to be pretty handy when it came to computers. Gweg knew how to write programs and hack into other systems. Although Gweg would never do such things illegal.
Gweg and his parents got their stuff into the car and headed out of town.
Gweg asked his dad, "Where are we going to go?"
Gweg's dad said, "I don't know son, but we need to get out of the city, I know that much."
Nineteen seconds later, the car stalled and died.
Gweg screamed out, "Daddy, what's wrong?"
"I don't no son, the car won't start, we need to find shelter immediately."
The got out of the car. Gweg brought his laptop out with him.
The center of the spaceship began opening up. A green light poured out and shot towards the ground. Seconds later, a fireball shot out.
The fireball destroyed the building that the center of the spaceship was hovering above. The fireball then spread out, expanding in all directions.
Gweg's father saw a cellar door 30 yards ahead of them.
"Quick, get to the cellar!"
Gweg, being younger and faster, had ran ahead of his parents, and got to the door first. He opened it up and went inside. He turned around at the opening to see his parents.
The fire was catching up to them. They were 15 yards away when his father shouted, "Gweg, close the door in get in there!"
Gweg shouted back, "No, you guys can make it!"
A moment later, Gweg's parents were engulfed by the fire..
Gweg screamed and closed the cellar door.
July 4th.
Gweg didn't know that he had fallen asleep down in the cellar. When he woke up, his first thoughts were that he had a terrible dream. Once he gotten fully awake, he knew that the alien threat was a cold hard reality.
Gweg ventured out the cellar door and took a look around.
The city that he had grew up in was completely destroyed. He had to force himself to look at the spot where his parents had perished. There was no sign that they were there. Nothing but ash had laid in that spot. It was as though they had never existed.
Gweg fell to his knees and burst into tears. As he was crying, he heard a sound coming from the sky.
Fearful that the aliens were coming back, Gweg got up and began to ran. As the sound grew louder, Gweg knew it wasn't a spaceship.
It was a helicopter.
Gweg looked up in the air and saw the copter. Gweg waved his arms and shouted to get it's attention. The helicopter landed. A man got out and introduced himself.
"Hi. I'm Richard the Pilot."
Gweg introduced himself and told Richard his story. Richard listened to Gweg's tale with a sympathetic ear.
"That's a very sad story Gweg. Listen, I've been assigned by the President to search this city for any survivors. So, hop into the copter and you can help me look."
Gweg said, "Ok. I'll do that."
Gweg and Richard got into the copter and searched for more survivors. They only found a few more.
After they found the survivors, Gweg decided to ask Richard some questions.
"So, where are we going?"
Richard said, "Well, you're probably not going to believe this, but we are headed to Area 51."
Gweg said," Wow, the actual Area 51! That's amazing!"
Richard said, "It sure is. That's were everyone is heading. And the craziest thing is, they actually have one of the aliens smaller spaceships there. It's one of their fighters."
Gweg was surprised to hear the legend of Area 51 was true. But then again, given all that has happened, he thought he shouldn't be so surprised.
A couple hours later, they arrived at Area 51.
Richard took Gweg to meet the President.
"Mr. President, this is Gweg. He was the one who helped me search for survivors in his city."
The President looked over Gweg.
"Thanks for your help son. Richard told me about you over the radio on his way back, I'm sorry to hear about your parents. We have lost far too many good people from this. We are trying to figure out how we can take the alien spaceships out."
Richard pointed to a posterboard.
"This is a picture of the earth. This thing above it is the mother ship. We know this from the satellite pictures we got back of the mothership itself."
Looking at the picture, Gweg got a spectacular idea.
Gweg asked, "Does the spaceship that's here work?"
Richard looked at the President, and then back at Gweg.
"Yeah it does. Why?"
Gweg said, "If I hook my laptop up to the alien fighter here and we fly it up to the mothership and dock with it, I can download a virus into the mother ship that will be transmitted to all of the spacecrafts here on earth."
The President didn't look convinced. "I'm not sure something like that could work, but we need to do something. The only problem is, we don't have anyone to fly the alien fighter."
Richard turned to the President.
"I think I can do it."
The President said, "All right, let's do it."
A couple of hours later, everything was ready.
Gweg and Richard were in the cockpit of the alien fighter.
Richard asked, "Are you ready for this?"
Gweg said, "As ready as I'll ever be."
Richard started up the ship and headed to outer space.
They managed to get inside of the mothership.
Gweg turned to Richard, with a worried look on his face.
"Uh Richard, we got a problem here."
"What is it Gweg?"
"Well, the thing is. It's almost silly, but I never really thought about it before, but uh..."
"What's the problem Gweg?"
"Well, I can't hook my computer up to anything in here. There really is no earth to alien technology adapter available, and well, we're pretty screwed here."
Richard just stared at Gweg.
"You mean to tell me that you let us fly all the way up here without making sure your plan was going to work?"
Gweg just nodded.
Richard let out a laugh.
Gweg asked, "Why are you laughing?"
Richard said, "Because I knew your stupid little plan wasn't going to work."
Gweg was stunned. "Then why did you..."
Richard finished his question. "Why did I fly us up here then. Well, the thing is, I'm not really Richard the Pilot. I'm Richard the Alien!"
Richard the Alien pulled off his face, which turned out to be a mask.
Richard turned his alien face towards Gweg.
"Ever stop to ask yourself how I could fly this alien spacecraft so well?"
Gweg was scared. "But you helped all of those people get to Area 51."
Richard the Alien laughed. "I know. I wanted to get them all into one place. Easier for us to exterminate your race."
Gweg screamed, "Why did you bring me up here?"
Richard said, "Because the Queen wants to kill an earthling herself!"
Richard the Alien brought Gweg to his Queen.
The Queen looked over Gweg and said, "Ah nice. A succulent earthling to sink my taste tube into."
A snake like tube lashed out of the Queen's head and penetrated Gweg's eye. The taste tube started sucking Gweg's brain right out of his skull.
Gweg was still alive during all of this and was screaming.
The Queen said, "This one is yummy. He was well fed on the earth. What part of the planet was he from?"
Richard answered, "He was from the United States."
The Queen did the alien version of a smile and said, "Gorlox Bless the USA."
The Queen finished eating all of Gweg's brains.
The alien race then invaded the earth, killed off all of the survivors and consumed every resource the earth had to offer.
But Gweg didn't care, because Gweg and the rest of humanity were dead.
THE END
Gweg woke up very excited. It was one of his favorite times of the year. The Fourth of July! It was one of Gweg's favorites for three reasons. Gweg loved to see the fireworks display. Gweg loved to eat the food his father cooked out on the grill. And Gweg loved his country.
Gweg ran out to the family room to watch some TV. When he turned it on, the picture he saw on the screen was distorted.
Gweg tried adjusting the dials on his TV but they didn't work. Gweg tried flipping through the other channels, but they were distorted too.
Gweg began to wonder what the problem could possible be, but no sooner than five minutes later, did he get his answer.
The ground be shaking and things started to fall of shelves. Gweg had never experienced an earthquake before and ran outside.
All of Gweg's neighbors were looking up in the sky. Gweg looked up to and saw the biggest surprise of his life.
Up in the sky, was a spaceship the size of a small city.
Gweg couldn't believe what he was seeing. Gweg had always been a believer in other life out in the universe, but he never thought in a million years that he would see any of them visit the earth.
The spaceship had settled itself it seemed, as it came to a stop and hovered over the building that was in the center of town.
Gweg had a real bad feeling about the spaceship. He ran inside to get his parents up.
Gweg went into their room and shook their bed.
"Mom! Dad! You've got to come outside!"
Gweg's father woke up and looked at his son.
He asked, "What's the matter Gweg? Did you have a bad dream again?"
Gweg said, "No dad, you need to come outside right away!"
Gweg's parents got out of bed and put their clothes on. They followed Gweg outside.
When Gweg's parents saw the spaceship, they had different reactions. Gweg's dad just looked at with his mouth wide open. Gweg's mom simple fainted.
Twenty minutes later, Gweg's mom woke up.
Gweg's dad looked at his wife and said, "Honey, we need to get out of town soon as possible. Go inside, get some food and water. I'll get some sleeping bags, the radio, and the flashlights. Gweg, you get some batteries and the cell phone."
Gweg ran inside and got what his dad asked. Gweg decided he needed to get one other thing to.
His trusty laptop computer. Gweg considered himself to be pretty handy when it came to computers. Gweg knew how to write programs and hack into other systems. Although Gweg would never do such things illegal.
Gweg and his parents got their stuff into the car and headed out of town.
Gweg asked his dad, "Where are we going to go?"
Gweg's dad said, "I don't know son, but we need to get out of the city, I know that much."
Nineteen seconds later, the car stalled and died.
Gweg screamed out, "Daddy, what's wrong?"
"I don't no son, the car won't start, we need to find shelter immediately."
The got out of the car. Gweg brought his laptop out with him.
The center of the spaceship began opening up. A green light poured out and shot towards the ground. Seconds later, a fireball shot out.
The fireball destroyed the building that the center of the spaceship was hovering above. The fireball then spread out, expanding in all directions.
Gweg's father saw a cellar door 30 yards ahead of them.
"Quick, get to the cellar!"
Gweg, being younger and faster, had ran ahead of his parents, and got to the door first. He opened it up and went inside. He turned around at the opening to see his parents.
The fire was catching up to them. They were 15 yards away when his father shouted, "Gweg, close the door in get in there!"
Gweg shouted back, "No, you guys can make it!"
A moment later, Gweg's parents were engulfed by the fire..
Gweg screamed and closed the cellar door.
July 4th.
Gweg didn't know that he had fallen asleep down in the cellar. When he woke up, his first thoughts were that he had a terrible dream. Once he gotten fully awake, he knew that the alien threat was a cold hard reality.
Gweg ventured out the cellar door and took a look around.
The city that he had grew up in was completely destroyed. He had to force himself to look at the spot where his parents had perished. There was no sign that they were there. Nothing but ash had laid in that spot. It was as though they had never existed.
Gweg fell to his knees and burst into tears. As he was crying, he heard a sound coming from the sky.
Fearful that the aliens were coming back, Gweg got up and began to ran. As the sound grew louder, Gweg knew it wasn't a spaceship.
It was a helicopter.
Gweg looked up in the air and saw the copter. Gweg waved his arms and shouted to get it's attention. The helicopter landed. A man got out and introduced himself.
"Hi. I'm Richard the Pilot."
Gweg introduced himself and told Richard his story. Richard listened to Gweg's tale with a sympathetic ear.
"That's a very sad story Gweg. Listen, I've been assigned by the President to search this city for any survivors. So, hop into the copter and you can help me look."
Gweg said, "Ok. I'll do that."
Gweg and Richard got into the copter and searched for more survivors. They only found a few more.
After they found the survivors, Gweg decided to ask Richard some questions.
"So, where are we going?"
Richard said, "Well, you're probably not going to believe this, but we are headed to Area 51."
Gweg said," Wow, the actual Area 51! That's amazing!"
Richard said, "It sure is. That's were everyone is heading. And the craziest thing is, they actually have one of the aliens smaller spaceships there. It's one of their fighters."
Gweg was surprised to hear the legend of Area 51 was true. But then again, given all that has happened, he thought he shouldn't be so surprised.
A couple hours later, they arrived at Area 51.
Richard took Gweg to meet the President.
"Mr. President, this is Gweg. He was the one who helped me search for survivors in his city."
The President looked over Gweg.
"Thanks for your help son. Richard told me about you over the radio on his way back, I'm sorry to hear about your parents. We have lost far too many good people from this. We are trying to figure out how we can take the alien spaceships out."
Richard pointed to a posterboard.
"This is a picture of the earth. This thing above it is the mother ship. We know this from the satellite pictures we got back of the mothership itself."
Looking at the picture, Gweg got a spectacular idea.
Gweg asked, "Does the spaceship that's here work?"
Richard looked at the President, and then back at Gweg.
"Yeah it does. Why?"
Gweg said, "If I hook my laptop up to the alien fighter here and we fly it up to the mothership and dock with it, I can download a virus into the mother ship that will be transmitted to all of the spacecrafts here on earth."
The President didn't look convinced. "I'm not sure something like that could work, but we need to do something. The only problem is, we don't have anyone to fly the alien fighter."
Richard turned to the President.
"I think I can do it."
The President said, "All right, let's do it."
A couple of hours later, everything was ready.
Gweg and Richard were in the cockpit of the alien fighter.
Richard asked, "Are you ready for this?"
Gweg said, "As ready as I'll ever be."
Richard started up the ship and headed to outer space.
They managed to get inside of the mothership.
Gweg turned to Richard, with a worried look on his face.
"Uh Richard, we got a problem here."
"What is it Gweg?"
"Well, the thing is. It's almost silly, but I never really thought about it before, but uh..."
"What's the problem Gweg?"
"Well, I can't hook my computer up to anything in here. There really is no earth to alien technology adapter available, and well, we're pretty screwed here."
Richard just stared at Gweg.
"You mean to tell me that you let us fly all the way up here without making sure your plan was going to work?"
Gweg just nodded.
Richard let out a laugh.
Gweg asked, "Why are you laughing?"
Richard said, "Because I knew your stupid little plan wasn't going to work."
Gweg was stunned. "Then why did you..."
Richard finished his question. "Why did I fly us up here then. Well, the thing is, I'm not really Richard the Pilot. I'm Richard the Alien!"
Richard the Alien pulled off his face, which turned out to be a mask.
Richard turned his alien face towards Gweg.
"Ever stop to ask yourself how I could fly this alien spacecraft so well?"
Gweg was scared. "But you helped all of those people get to Area 51."
Richard the Alien laughed. "I know. I wanted to get them all into one place. Easier for us to exterminate your race."
Gweg screamed, "Why did you bring me up here?"
Richard said, "Because the Queen wants to kill an earthling herself!"
Richard the Alien brought Gweg to his Queen.
The Queen looked over Gweg and said, "Ah nice. A succulent earthling to sink my taste tube into."
A snake like tube lashed out of the Queen's head and penetrated Gweg's eye. The taste tube started sucking Gweg's brain right out of his skull.
Gweg was still alive during all of this and was screaming.
The Queen said, "This one is yummy. He was well fed on the earth. What part of the planet was he from?"
Richard answered, "He was from the United States."
The Queen did the alien version of a smile and said, "Gorlox Bless the USA."
The Queen finished eating all of Gweg's brains.
The alien race then invaded the earth, killed off all of the survivors and consumed every resource the earth had to offer.
But Gweg didn't care, because Gweg and the rest of humanity were dead.
THE END
Monday, June 26, 2006
Gweg Gets A Paper Route
Gweg was eating his lunch at the kitchen table. His mother had made him his favorite lunch to eat. It was a belogna sandwich with some sour cream and onion potato chips.
As Gweg was eating his delicious meal, his father sat down at the table next to him.
"Gweg", his father said, "I need to talk to you about something."
"What is it?" Gweg asked.
His father replied, "Well Gweg, you are old enough now to get a job."
Gweg looked at his father with wide eyes. "You really think so Dad?"
Gweg's father said, "Yes, Gweg, Yes I do."
Gweg was happy to hear that his father thought he was responsible enough for a job, but he became worried about what kind of job he could get.
"Daddy, what kind of job can I get?"
Gweg's dad smiled at this question. "Well Gweg, you can tackle the same job I had when I was your age."
"And what job is that Dad?"
"Well Gweg, I had a paper route. Every morning, I would get up, get the bundle of papers on the doorstep, roll them up and rubber band them, and give them out to every one down the street."
"Wow Dad, that sounds like fun."
Gweg's dad said, "And the best thing is, this neighborhood is always in need of a new paperboy, so the paper office should hire you no problem!"
Gweg and his father went to the paper office and got him a paper route.
On the way home, Gweg's father gave him some tips on being a successful paperboy.
"The first thing you need to do is get a good night's sleep. You're going to be up very early in the morning. Second, you need a good throwing arm, so everyday you and I are going to play catch."
Gweg loved hearing this. Every time Gweg got to play games with his father was the happiest time for Gweg.
"Now, this is the most important part Gweg, you need to always make sure you throw the paper right on target."
Gweg was curious about this. "What do you mean Dad?"
Gweg's father said, "You always need to throw it right in front of their door."
Gweg said, "That's sounds a little hard."
"It's ok, that's why we are going to practice tonight.
Gweg and his father practiced throwing a catching a baseball for two hours that night. Gweg was more than ready for his paper route the next day.
Gweg got to sleep early and woke up early the next day to start his new job.
Gweg got the paper bundle off of the porch and rolled them up. He put them into his special paper-carrier bag and hopped onto his bicycle.
He loved to ride his bike in the early morning. The dew on the grass, the sounds of the birds chirping, the colors the sun made as it was rising. Gweg was so happy he took this job.
Gweg delivered his papers like a pro. His aim was always good and he was going a t a good speed. Gweg was very content with this job and knew that he could do it every day.
Gweg was about ready to deliver his last paper when he put on the brakes on his bike.
The house he had to deliver to belonged to Richard the Bad Neighbor.
The residents on the street referred to Richard as such because Richard never was involved in any of the community activities. He never mowed his lawn and all sorts of strange noises emanated from the house at night.
The house was also scary looking and sat the farthest away from the street. Gweg wouldn't be able to throw the paper in front of the door from the street. He had to ride his bike down the driveway.
Gweg had gotten halfway down the drive way and got too scared to go any further.
Gweg took the last paper out of his bag and threw it. Because Gweg was shaking with fear, his aim became a little off. The paper did not land in front of the door, in fact, it hit the window.
Gweg turned his bike around and was ready to head off, but he heard the door to the house open.
Gweg turned his head to see Richard the Bad Neighbor standing there.
"Did you throw this paper, boy?" Richard had asked.
"Yes sir, I did." Gweg answered.
"You are not supposed to be hitting my window with now are you?"
"No sir, I'm sorry. It's my first day."
Richard smiled when he heard this.
"Well then, that makes it all better doesn't it?"
Gweg just looked at the ground.
Richard looked over his window and then down at the paper.
"There's no damage to the window, but I want you to ride up here and put this paper directly into my hand."
Gweg gulped in fear. He rode his bike up to the window, got off, grabbed the paper, and handed it to Gweg.
"There. That wasn't so bad, now was it?"
"No sir."
"But this will be!"
Richard pushed Gweg to the ground and then he grabbed the bicycle. Richard set the back tire on Gweg's face and used his hands to spin the pedals. The tire started spinning over Gweg's face, tearing away at his skin and spraying blood in an arc onto the grass.
Richard grabbed Gweg's throwing hand and stuck it in between the spokes of the tire. As the tire made it's was around, Gweg's hand got stuck between the spoke and the metal bar of the bike. Richard was spinning the tire so fast, that it caused Gweg's hand to fly right of his wrist.
Gweg screamed in pain.
Richard threw the bike to the ground and took the newspaper and stuffed it into Gweg's screaming mouth. Gweg choked on the paper and died.
Richard the Bad Neighbor buried Gweg in his back yard next to some graves he had dug back there. He than hung Gweg's bicycle next to all the other bike's that had belonged to the previous paperboys.
Gweg never delivered any more papers, because Gweg was dead.
The End.
As Gweg was eating his delicious meal, his father sat down at the table next to him.
"Gweg", his father said, "I need to talk to you about something."
"What is it?" Gweg asked.
His father replied, "Well Gweg, you are old enough now to get a job."
Gweg looked at his father with wide eyes. "You really think so Dad?"
Gweg's father said, "Yes, Gweg, Yes I do."
Gweg was happy to hear that his father thought he was responsible enough for a job, but he became worried about what kind of job he could get.
"Daddy, what kind of job can I get?"
Gweg's dad smiled at this question. "Well Gweg, you can tackle the same job I had when I was your age."
"And what job is that Dad?"
"Well Gweg, I had a paper route. Every morning, I would get up, get the bundle of papers on the doorstep, roll them up and rubber band them, and give them out to every one down the street."
"Wow Dad, that sounds like fun."
Gweg's dad said, "And the best thing is, this neighborhood is always in need of a new paperboy, so the paper office should hire you no problem!"
Gweg and his father went to the paper office and got him a paper route.
On the way home, Gweg's father gave him some tips on being a successful paperboy.
"The first thing you need to do is get a good night's sleep. You're going to be up very early in the morning. Second, you need a good throwing arm, so everyday you and I are going to play catch."
Gweg loved hearing this. Every time Gweg got to play games with his father was the happiest time for Gweg.
"Now, this is the most important part Gweg, you need to always make sure you throw the paper right on target."
Gweg was curious about this. "What do you mean Dad?"
Gweg's father said, "You always need to throw it right in front of their door."
Gweg said, "That's sounds a little hard."
"It's ok, that's why we are going to practice tonight.
Gweg and his father practiced throwing a catching a baseball for two hours that night. Gweg was more than ready for his paper route the next day.
Gweg got to sleep early and woke up early the next day to start his new job.
Gweg got the paper bundle off of the porch and rolled them up. He put them into his special paper-carrier bag and hopped onto his bicycle.
He loved to ride his bike in the early morning. The dew on the grass, the sounds of the birds chirping, the colors the sun made as it was rising. Gweg was so happy he took this job.
Gweg delivered his papers like a pro. His aim was always good and he was going a t a good speed. Gweg was very content with this job and knew that he could do it every day.
Gweg was about ready to deliver his last paper when he put on the brakes on his bike.
The house he had to deliver to belonged to Richard the Bad Neighbor.
The residents on the street referred to Richard as such because Richard never was involved in any of the community activities. He never mowed his lawn and all sorts of strange noises emanated from the house at night.
The house was also scary looking and sat the farthest away from the street. Gweg wouldn't be able to throw the paper in front of the door from the street. He had to ride his bike down the driveway.
Gweg had gotten halfway down the drive way and got too scared to go any further.
Gweg took the last paper out of his bag and threw it. Because Gweg was shaking with fear, his aim became a little off. The paper did not land in front of the door, in fact, it hit the window.
Gweg turned his bike around and was ready to head off, but he heard the door to the house open.
Gweg turned his head to see Richard the Bad Neighbor standing there.
"Did you throw this paper, boy?" Richard had asked.
"Yes sir, I did." Gweg answered.
"You are not supposed to be hitting my window with now are you?"
"No sir, I'm sorry. It's my first day."
Richard smiled when he heard this.
"Well then, that makes it all better doesn't it?"
Gweg just looked at the ground.
Richard looked over his window and then down at the paper.
"There's no damage to the window, but I want you to ride up here and put this paper directly into my hand."
Gweg gulped in fear. He rode his bike up to the window, got off, grabbed the paper, and handed it to Gweg.
"There. That wasn't so bad, now was it?"
"No sir."
"But this will be!"
Richard pushed Gweg to the ground and then he grabbed the bicycle. Richard set the back tire on Gweg's face and used his hands to spin the pedals. The tire started spinning over Gweg's face, tearing away at his skin and spraying blood in an arc onto the grass.
Richard grabbed Gweg's throwing hand and stuck it in between the spokes of the tire. As the tire made it's was around, Gweg's hand got stuck between the spoke and the metal bar of the bike. Richard was spinning the tire so fast, that it caused Gweg's hand to fly right of his wrist.
Gweg screamed in pain.
Richard threw the bike to the ground and took the newspaper and stuffed it into Gweg's screaming mouth. Gweg choked on the paper and died.
Richard the Bad Neighbor buried Gweg in his back yard next to some graves he had dug back there. He than hung Gweg's bicycle next to all the other bike's that had belonged to the previous paperboys.
Gweg never delivered any more papers, because Gweg was dead.
The End.
Monday, June 19, 2006
Gweg Goes To The Zoo
Gweg woke up with a big smile on his face.
Today was a the day! The day Gweg and his parents go to the zoo!
Gweg was more excited about this than anything he had ever looked forward to before.
Gweg ran into his parents bedroom.
Gweg: Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! It's time to go to the zoo!
Gweg's dad woke up and looked at the clock on his bedstand.
Dad: Gweg, it's six o'clock, We won't be going to the zoo for another five hours.
Gweg: But Daddy, I want to go now!
Dad: You really want to see the animals don't you?
Gweg: You bet I do!
Dad: Well, you go read your Zoo Books one more time and then we'll be ready to go to the zoo.
Gweg: Ok Daddy.
Gweg went back to his room and got out his Zoo Books. He loved reading about giraffes, zebras, hippos, elephants, kangaroos, and sorts of other animals.
Gweg finished reading all of his Zoo Books. He then looked at his clock and saw it was almost time to go. Gweg changed into the clothes his mother had laid out for him the previous night.
His mom picked out his favorite shirt for him to wear, a shirt which had Gweg's favorite animal on it, the lion.
Gweg chose the lion as his favorite animal because the lion was the king of the jungle.
Gweg was scared of lions, but he thought there was something really cool about them. He couldn't wait to see them at the zoo.
From a safe distance of course!
Gweg and his parents were all set to go and got into their car.
For the car trip, Gweg brought along his Zoo Books to read over again.
Halfway to the zoo, Gweg's mom asked Gweg some questions.
Mom: You really like wild animals, don't you Gweg?
Gweg: I sure do Mommy.
Mom: What's you favorite animal?
Gweg: The lion!
Gweg then let out a tiny roar.
Mom: My goodness Gweg! You love lions so much, that you are starting to turn into one!
Gweg: Oh Mommy, don't be silly, I'm not going to turn into a lion.
Dad: Better watch out for the wolves when we get there, if one bites you, you will turn into a werewolf every time the moon is full or when you get angry!
Mom: Don't tell him things like that!
Gweg: I know he's just trying to scare me mom. It's not going to work, Dad.
Dad: I don't know, your Grandpa got bit by a wolf, and you know how hairy he is.
Gweg's mom scowled at her husband.
They arrived at the zoo. As soon as the paid there way into the zoo, Gweg's eyes soaked in the sight. The place was huge!
They followed the path that would take them to see all the animals. They saw Australian animals, they went by the reptile house, where Gweg even saw a komodo dragon.
They finally reached the area of the zoo that had the African animals. Gweg really was excited now.
Gweg saw what he was looking for, the lion pen.
Gweg got as close to the pen as the zoo allowed and looked on with incredible interest. There were 6 lions, all laying around. Gweg was staring so intently at them, that he didn't hear a man walk up behind him.
The Man: You like them lions, boy?
Gweg was startled and turned around. He saw a man standing there wearing the uniform he had seen on the zoo workers.
The Man: Hi there son, my name is Richard the Zoo Keeper.
Gweg: Hi.
Richard: So, you like them lions?
Gweg: I sure do!
Dad: The lions were pretty much the main reason he wanted to come here.
Richard: I'll let you in on a little secret, I love the lions too.
Gweg: Do you get to work with them up close?
Richard: I sure do. In fact, if it's all right with your parents, I can take you back in for a closer look at them.
Gweg turned to his parents with his best "pretty please" look.
Dad: Well, you will be with a professional, so I guess it's all right.
Gweg: Yay!
Richard: Ok Gweg, come with me.
Richard took Gweg to the Zoo Keeper area behind the lion pen.
Richard: Guess what Gweg, we have got a 5 month old lion back in the vet area. It will be safe for you to pet him.
Gweg: Oh boy!
Richard and Gweg got to the vet area. The lion cub was lying in a pen.
Richard: Go ahead Gweg, it's safe to pet him.
Gweg cautiously led his hand to the cub. The cub nuzzled against his hand and allowed Gweg to pet him. Gweg was so happy.
Gweg turned around to thank Richard for letting him pet the cub, but as soon as Gweg saw Richard, he let out a scream.
Richard had turned into a werewolf.
Werewolf Richard leapt forward and pulled Gweg off of his feet.
Werewolf Richard stared right into Gweg's eyes.
Werewolf Richard: At last, vengeance is mine!
Werewolf Richard put Gweg's throat into his wide, razor-toothed filled jaws. With a sickening crunch and a twist, Werewolf Richard had severed Gweg's head from his body.
Werewolf Richard took the beheaded body of Gweg and threw it into the lion pen.
The lion's had not been fed for two days and instantly devoured the body.
Werewolf Richard took Gweg's head out to his parents and threw it at them, hit Gweg's dad right in the chest, leaving a bloody pulp on his new white shirt.
Mom: Why did you kill our son!
Werewolf Richard: Say hi to your father for me, bitch!
Gweg didn't get to see the rest of the animals that day, because Gweg was dead.
The End
Today was a the day! The day Gweg and his parents go to the zoo!
Gweg was more excited about this than anything he had ever looked forward to before.
Gweg ran into his parents bedroom.
Gweg: Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! It's time to go to the zoo!
Gweg's dad woke up and looked at the clock on his bedstand.
Dad: Gweg, it's six o'clock, We won't be going to the zoo for another five hours.
Gweg: But Daddy, I want to go now!
Dad: You really want to see the animals don't you?
Gweg: You bet I do!
Dad: Well, you go read your Zoo Books one more time and then we'll be ready to go to the zoo.
Gweg: Ok Daddy.
Gweg went back to his room and got out his Zoo Books. He loved reading about giraffes, zebras, hippos, elephants, kangaroos, and sorts of other animals.
Gweg finished reading all of his Zoo Books. He then looked at his clock and saw it was almost time to go. Gweg changed into the clothes his mother had laid out for him the previous night.
His mom picked out his favorite shirt for him to wear, a shirt which had Gweg's favorite animal on it, the lion.
Gweg chose the lion as his favorite animal because the lion was the king of the jungle.
Gweg was scared of lions, but he thought there was something really cool about them. He couldn't wait to see them at the zoo.
From a safe distance of course!
Gweg and his parents were all set to go and got into their car.
For the car trip, Gweg brought along his Zoo Books to read over again.
Halfway to the zoo, Gweg's mom asked Gweg some questions.
Mom: You really like wild animals, don't you Gweg?
Gweg: I sure do Mommy.
Mom: What's you favorite animal?
Gweg: The lion!
Gweg then let out a tiny roar.
Mom: My goodness Gweg! You love lions so much, that you are starting to turn into one!
Gweg: Oh Mommy, don't be silly, I'm not going to turn into a lion.
Dad: Better watch out for the wolves when we get there, if one bites you, you will turn into a werewolf every time the moon is full or when you get angry!
Mom: Don't tell him things like that!
Gweg: I know he's just trying to scare me mom. It's not going to work, Dad.
Dad: I don't know, your Grandpa got bit by a wolf, and you know how hairy he is.
Gweg's mom scowled at her husband.
They arrived at the zoo. As soon as the paid there way into the zoo, Gweg's eyes soaked in the sight. The place was huge!
They followed the path that would take them to see all the animals. They saw Australian animals, they went by the reptile house, where Gweg even saw a komodo dragon.
They finally reached the area of the zoo that had the African animals. Gweg really was excited now.
Gweg saw what he was looking for, the lion pen.
Gweg got as close to the pen as the zoo allowed and looked on with incredible interest. There were 6 lions, all laying around. Gweg was staring so intently at them, that he didn't hear a man walk up behind him.
The Man: You like them lions, boy?
Gweg was startled and turned around. He saw a man standing there wearing the uniform he had seen on the zoo workers.
The Man: Hi there son, my name is Richard the Zoo Keeper.
Gweg: Hi.
Richard: So, you like them lions?
Gweg: I sure do!
Dad: The lions were pretty much the main reason he wanted to come here.
Richard: I'll let you in on a little secret, I love the lions too.
Gweg: Do you get to work with them up close?
Richard: I sure do. In fact, if it's all right with your parents, I can take you back in for a closer look at them.
Gweg turned to his parents with his best "pretty please" look.
Dad: Well, you will be with a professional, so I guess it's all right.
Gweg: Yay!
Richard: Ok Gweg, come with me.
Richard took Gweg to the Zoo Keeper area behind the lion pen.
Richard: Guess what Gweg, we have got a 5 month old lion back in the vet area. It will be safe for you to pet him.
Gweg: Oh boy!
Richard and Gweg got to the vet area. The lion cub was lying in a pen.
Richard: Go ahead Gweg, it's safe to pet him.
Gweg cautiously led his hand to the cub. The cub nuzzled against his hand and allowed Gweg to pet him. Gweg was so happy.
Gweg turned around to thank Richard for letting him pet the cub, but as soon as Gweg saw Richard, he let out a scream.
Richard had turned into a werewolf.
Werewolf Richard leapt forward and pulled Gweg off of his feet.
Werewolf Richard stared right into Gweg's eyes.
Werewolf Richard: At last, vengeance is mine!
Werewolf Richard put Gweg's throat into his wide, razor-toothed filled jaws. With a sickening crunch and a twist, Werewolf Richard had severed Gweg's head from his body.
Werewolf Richard took the beheaded body of Gweg and threw it into the lion pen.
The lion's had not been fed for two days and instantly devoured the body.
Werewolf Richard took Gweg's head out to his parents and threw it at them, hit Gweg's dad right in the chest, leaving a bloody pulp on his new white shirt.
Mom: Why did you kill our son!
Werewolf Richard: Say hi to your father for me, bitch!
Gweg didn't get to see the rest of the animals that day, because Gweg was dead.
The End
Friday, June 09, 2006
Gweg Goes To Lazy Town
It's an exciting day for Gweg! He has gone to visit his friend Stephanie, who is staying with her uncle. Her uncle is the mayor of the town they live in, Lazy Town.
Gweg arrived at the mayor's house and was greeted by Stephanie.
Stephanie: Hi Gweg! I'm so glad you could make it!
Gweg: I'm happy to see you Stephanie! It's been a while.
Stephanie: I know Gweg. Hey, let me introduce you to all of my friends here in Lazy Town!
Gweg: Neat, that sounds like fun!
Stephanie took Gweg around to meet her friends. There was Ziggy, who lied to eat candy. Pixel, who liked to play computer games. Stingy, who was Jewish. And Trixie, who was a really nice girl, once you get to know her.
Gweg: What do you guys do for fun around here?
Stephanie: We play and exercise!
Gweg: That doesn't sound like fun. I want to play on Pixel's computer games!
Stephanie: But it's a nice day out here! We should run around and play!
Gweg: We should vote. Who wants to play video games?
Pixel, Ziggy, and Stingy raised their hands.
Gweg: Computer games it is!
Gweg and his three new friends ran off to play Pixel's computer games.
No one knew somebody was watching them.
Robbie Rotten was down in his underground lair, watching the kids through his periscope.
Ever since Stephanie showed up to Lazy Town, things have changed, much to Robbie's dismay. Stephanie, with the help of her hero, Sporticus, got the kids to be more active with their lives.
Robbie wants everything to go back top the way things were.
Robbie: Good. This new kid wants to play inside. Finally, things may go back to the way they were around here.
Robbie looked in at Stephanie.
Stephanie looked down in the dumps.
Trixie: Looks like you better get some help.
Stephanie: You're right Trixie. It's time to get Sporticus down here!
Robbie looked away from his periscope in disgust.
Robbie: Oh no! That dreaded Sporticus always spoils everything!
Robbie went over to where he keeps his costumes. Robbie was a master of disguise.
Robbie: Hmm. What shall I be this time? Teacher? Preacher? Demon? Sea Man? Acrobat? Aristocrat? Hmmm? Bah! None of those things ever seem to work. I need to bring in something extra to take care of Sporticus. Time to call my brother.
Meanwhile.
Sporticus was up in his airship. Sporticus was constantly moving, from the time he woke up till the time he slept. He always ate three meals a day, getting all the nutrients he needed by eating healthy.
Sporticus had just finished eating his grapefruit when he received an urgent message from Stephanie.
Sporticus: Stephanie's new friend just wants to play computer games! I'd better get down there.
Gweg and his 3 new friends were having fun playing computer games.
Gweg: I'm glad I came to visit. This is the most fun I ever had!
Stephanie came into the room.
Stephanie: Come on guys. We need to go out and play.
Ziggy: But this is just as fun.
Gweg: Yeah. I just want to hang out here and be lazy on this summer day.
Stephanie: Gweg, nobody is lazy in Lazy Town
At that moment, Sporticus had landed outside.
Sporticus: Come on out guys, and I show you how to be fun and be healty.
All of the sudden, Sporticus and Stephanie broke out into song.
Sporticus: When you're feeling lazy, and don't want to do a thing.
Stephanie: Just listen to a tune and get up to dance and sing.
Stephanie: Run around and do a bunch of crazy stuff. It's so fun, you won't get enough. Shoot some hoops or run around, get your feet on the ground! It's fun to play outside!
Sporticus: Get your friends to play some tag or have a race. Get a bat and hit a ball to make it to first base. Get some energy, don't be weak, let's go play some hide and seek. It's fun to play outside!
Stephanie and Sporticus: Oh!!! It's fun to play outside! Grab your friends and enjoy the ride! Monkey bars and merry-go rounds, enjoy yourself and make some sounds! It's fun to play outside!
Gweg: Wow Stephanie! That impromptu song has convinced me! I want to play outside!
Man: Perhaps I can suggest an activity?
They all looked at the man. He was a tall man in a jogging uniform.
Stephanie: You are not going to fool us this time, Robbie Rotten!
Man: I'm not Robbie Rotten, I'm his brother, Richard Rotten.
Stephanie: How are you any different from him?
Richard Rotten: I like to have fun outside. I like to exercise and stretch my muscles. In fact, I have my super-duper baseball shooter right here.
Richard pointed out his pitching machine. It looked like a beefed up pitching machine.
Richard: Who wants to go first.
Gweg: I will!
Gweg grabbed a baseball bat and stood in the hitting position.
Richard: Ready? They come out real fast!
Gweg: I'm ready!
Gweg got his bat ready. Richard turned on the machine.
The ball came shooting out. Faster than normal. Gweg missed the ball, as it went through his chest and struck his heart.
Richard Rotten: Ha! Now there is one less person in Lazy Town who will be doing any activities!
Richard Rotten took off.
Gweg now became the laziest person in Lazy Town, because Gweg was dead.
Stephanie: Well, drat. Oh well, I guess we'll have to play something else.
Sporticus: You want to go up to my rocketship and have some...Exercise?
Stephanie: You bet.
Gweg arrived at the mayor's house and was greeted by Stephanie.
Stephanie: Hi Gweg! I'm so glad you could make it!
Gweg: I'm happy to see you Stephanie! It's been a while.
Stephanie: I know Gweg. Hey, let me introduce you to all of my friends here in Lazy Town!
Gweg: Neat, that sounds like fun!
Stephanie took Gweg around to meet her friends. There was Ziggy, who lied to eat candy. Pixel, who liked to play computer games. Stingy, who was Jewish. And Trixie, who was a really nice girl, once you get to know her.
Gweg: What do you guys do for fun around here?
Stephanie: We play and exercise!
Gweg: That doesn't sound like fun. I want to play on Pixel's computer games!
Stephanie: But it's a nice day out here! We should run around and play!
Gweg: We should vote. Who wants to play video games?
Pixel, Ziggy, and Stingy raised their hands.
Gweg: Computer games it is!
Gweg and his three new friends ran off to play Pixel's computer games.
No one knew somebody was watching them.
Robbie Rotten was down in his underground lair, watching the kids through his periscope.
Ever since Stephanie showed up to Lazy Town, things have changed, much to Robbie's dismay. Stephanie, with the help of her hero, Sporticus, got the kids to be more active with their lives.
Robbie wants everything to go back top the way things were.
Robbie: Good. This new kid wants to play inside. Finally, things may go back to the way they were around here.
Robbie looked in at Stephanie.
Stephanie looked down in the dumps.
Trixie: Looks like you better get some help.
Stephanie: You're right Trixie. It's time to get Sporticus down here!
Robbie looked away from his periscope in disgust.
Robbie: Oh no! That dreaded Sporticus always spoils everything!
Robbie went over to where he keeps his costumes. Robbie was a master of disguise.
Robbie: Hmm. What shall I be this time? Teacher? Preacher? Demon? Sea Man? Acrobat? Aristocrat? Hmmm? Bah! None of those things ever seem to work. I need to bring in something extra to take care of Sporticus. Time to call my brother.
Meanwhile.
Sporticus was up in his airship. Sporticus was constantly moving, from the time he woke up till the time he slept. He always ate three meals a day, getting all the nutrients he needed by eating healthy.
Sporticus had just finished eating his grapefruit when he received an urgent message from Stephanie.
Sporticus: Stephanie's new friend just wants to play computer games! I'd better get down there.
Gweg and his 3 new friends were having fun playing computer games.
Gweg: I'm glad I came to visit. This is the most fun I ever had!
Stephanie came into the room.
Stephanie: Come on guys. We need to go out and play.
Ziggy: But this is just as fun.
Gweg: Yeah. I just want to hang out here and be lazy on this summer day.
Stephanie: Gweg, nobody is lazy in Lazy Town
At that moment, Sporticus had landed outside.
Sporticus: Come on out guys, and I show you how to be fun and be healty.
All of the sudden, Sporticus and Stephanie broke out into song.
Sporticus: When you're feeling lazy, and don't want to do a thing.
Stephanie: Just listen to a tune and get up to dance and sing.
Stephanie: Run around and do a bunch of crazy stuff. It's so fun, you won't get enough. Shoot some hoops or run around, get your feet on the ground! It's fun to play outside!
Sporticus: Get your friends to play some tag or have a race. Get a bat and hit a ball to make it to first base. Get some energy, don't be weak, let's go play some hide and seek. It's fun to play outside!
Stephanie and Sporticus: Oh!!! It's fun to play outside! Grab your friends and enjoy the ride! Monkey bars and merry-go rounds, enjoy yourself and make some sounds! It's fun to play outside!
Gweg: Wow Stephanie! That impromptu song has convinced me! I want to play outside!
Man: Perhaps I can suggest an activity?
They all looked at the man. He was a tall man in a jogging uniform.
Stephanie: You are not going to fool us this time, Robbie Rotten!
Man: I'm not Robbie Rotten, I'm his brother, Richard Rotten.
Stephanie: How are you any different from him?
Richard Rotten: I like to have fun outside. I like to exercise and stretch my muscles. In fact, I have my super-duper baseball shooter right here.
Richard pointed out his pitching machine. It looked like a beefed up pitching machine.
Richard: Who wants to go first.
Gweg: I will!
Gweg grabbed a baseball bat and stood in the hitting position.
Richard: Ready? They come out real fast!
Gweg: I'm ready!
Gweg got his bat ready. Richard turned on the machine.
The ball came shooting out. Faster than normal. Gweg missed the ball, as it went through his chest and struck his heart.
Richard Rotten: Ha! Now there is one less person in Lazy Town who will be doing any activities!
Richard Rotten took off.
Gweg now became the laziest person in Lazy Town, because Gweg was dead.
Stephanie: Well, drat. Oh well, I guess we'll have to play something else.
Sporticus: You want to go up to my rocketship and have some...Exercise?
Stephanie: You bet.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
GWEG GOES ON MYSPACE
Gweg sure was in a good mood. He had discovered the glorious world of MySpace. It was a place to meet many great friends and share your thoughts with them. Gweg couldn't wait to get started.
Gweg set up his own MySpace page. He was allowed to put some music on it. Gweg chose his favorite song in the whole world, "I Can See Clearly Now".
Gweg then posted a blog. A blog is a way for people to post anything thing they want. Gweg posted how he likes to play out at the park.
Gweg decided to go to bed after posting. The next day, he would check to see if he made any new friends.
When Gweg woke up, he went right to his computer.
Yay!!! Gweg has made a new friend on MySpace.
His new friend's name is MrHappyHands.
MrHappyHands told Gweg that, he too, enjoyed playing out in the park. He also told Gweg that they seemed to have a lot in common with each other and should become friends.
Gweg accepted MrHappyHands request to become his friend.
As soon as he did, he got an instant message from MrHappyHands.
MrHappyHands: Hi Gweg, it is nice to meet you!
Gweg was excited to be talking with a new friend. But he remembered something that his mother told him.
She warned him that there were "pedal files" on the internet. She told him he needed to stay away from them. Gweg didn't know what a "pedal file" was or why the pedals needed files but Gweg needed to find out if his new friend was one.
Gweg: Are you a pedal file?
Mr.HappyHands: Of course not Gweg.
Gweg: Good, because I really want to be your friend.
MrHappyHands: I want you to be my best friend.
Gweg was happier than he ever been. He and his new friend talked for a long time. Gweg told his new frined all sorts of stuff about him, and gweg found out all about his new friend as well.
MrHappyHands was a fireman. He rescued kitty cats and people all the time. He was a real hero. Gweg wanted to meet MrHappyHands in real life.
Gweg: I want to meet you. I want to take you to school to show all of my friends! They'll be so jealous that I know a real life fireman!
MrHappyHands: Sure Gweg. Let's meet at your park.
Gweg went out and got on his bicycle. He rode straight to the park.
When he got there, he saw a man dressed up as a fireman. it was MrHappyHands!
MrHappyHands: Hi. You must be Gweg?
Gweg: Yep that's me. It's nice to meet you here.
MrHappyHands: It's nice to meet you too. Hey, do you want to ride in my fire truck?
Gweg: You bet.
MrHappyHands: I'll even let you handle my special fireman's hose!
Gweg was excited to hear that.
MrHappyHands: Here, get in my car and we'll go to the fire station.
Gweg got into the car. They drove for a long time. Gweg was starting to get worried, becausethey were now out in the woods.
Gweg: Excuse me, but I don't think we're anywhere near the fire station.
MrHappyHands: Of course not Gweg.
Gweg: Why not?
MrHappyHands: Because i'm not really a fireman.
Gweg: Then what are you?
MrHappyHands: I'm Richard the Pedophile!
Gweg let out a scream. Richard the Pedophile grabbed Gweg and pulled him out of the car.
Richard then made sure that Gweg got the best out of his special fireman's hose. Then Richard took out a knife and sliced Gweg'sa throat open.
The next day, Gweg got two more friend requests on his MySpace.
But Gweg couldn't answer them, because Gweg was dead.
THE END
Gweg sure was in a good mood. He had discovered the glorious world of MySpace. It was a place to meet many great friends and share your thoughts with them. Gweg couldn't wait to get started.
Gweg set up his own MySpace page. He was allowed to put some music on it. Gweg chose his favorite song in the whole world, "I Can See Clearly Now".
Gweg then posted a blog. A blog is a way for people to post anything thing they want. Gweg posted how he likes to play out at the park.
Gweg decided to go to bed after posting. The next day, he would check to see if he made any new friends.
When Gweg woke up, he went right to his computer.
Yay!!! Gweg has made a new friend on MySpace.
His new friend's name is MrHappyHands.
MrHappyHands told Gweg that, he too, enjoyed playing out in the park. He also told Gweg that they seemed to have a lot in common with each other and should become friends.
Gweg accepted MrHappyHands request to become his friend.
As soon as he did, he got an instant message from MrHappyHands.
MrHappyHands: Hi Gweg, it is nice to meet you!
Gweg was excited to be talking with a new friend. But he remembered something that his mother told him.
She warned him that there were "pedal files" on the internet. She told him he needed to stay away from them. Gweg didn't know what a "pedal file" was or why the pedals needed files but Gweg needed to find out if his new friend was one.
Gweg: Are you a pedal file?
Mr.HappyHands: Of course not Gweg.
Gweg: Good, because I really want to be your friend.
MrHappyHands: I want you to be my best friend.
Gweg was happier than he ever been. He and his new friend talked for a long time. Gweg told his new frined all sorts of stuff about him, and gweg found out all about his new friend as well.
MrHappyHands was a fireman. He rescued kitty cats and people all the time. He was a real hero. Gweg wanted to meet MrHappyHands in real life.
Gweg: I want to meet you. I want to take you to school to show all of my friends! They'll be so jealous that I know a real life fireman!
MrHappyHands: Sure Gweg. Let's meet at your park.
Gweg went out and got on his bicycle. He rode straight to the park.
When he got there, he saw a man dressed up as a fireman. it was MrHappyHands!
MrHappyHands: Hi. You must be Gweg?
Gweg: Yep that's me. It's nice to meet you here.
MrHappyHands: It's nice to meet you too. Hey, do you want to ride in my fire truck?
Gweg: You bet.
MrHappyHands: I'll even let you handle my special fireman's hose!
Gweg was excited to hear that.
MrHappyHands: Here, get in my car and we'll go to the fire station.
Gweg got into the car. They drove for a long time. Gweg was starting to get worried, becausethey were now out in the woods.
Gweg: Excuse me, but I don't think we're anywhere near the fire station.
MrHappyHands: Of course not Gweg.
Gweg: Why not?
MrHappyHands: Because i'm not really a fireman.
Gweg: Then what are you?
MrHappyHands: I'm Richard the Pedophile!
Gweg let out a scream. Richard the Pedophile grabbed Gweg and pulled him out of the car.
Richard then made sure that Gweg got the best out of his special fireman's hose. Then Richard took out a knife and sliced Gweg'sa throat open.
The next day, Gweg got two more friend requests on his MySpace.
But Gweg couldn't answer them, because Gweg was dead.
THE END
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