Gweg Watches Pro Wrestling

Wow! Gweg can't believe it. He has front row tickets to watch WWECWF live!
Gweg just loves the World Wide Extreme Championship Wrestling Federation. He can't wait to see his favorite wrestler, Bulk Bogan, up close.

Gweg finds out Bulk won't be wrestling untill the main event, but that's okay, because Gweg loves the other wrestlers as well.

Gweg gets a little scared when the Pane comes out. Pane is big, tall, and freaky. He used to where a mask which made him look creepy, but Gweg thinks the mask was better than Pane's real face.

Pane looks like he is really putting the hurt on his opponent, but Gweg knows it is all fake.

Finally! It's the main event. Bulk Bogan comes out and electrifies the crowd. Gweg is really excited now. Bulk goes around the ring, clapping the hands of all the people in the front row. Bulk claps Gweg's hand, and Gweg thinks he is going to faint. Gweg hopes he can get Bulk's autograph after the show.

The lights go dark. "Uh-oh," Gweg thinks, "this can only be one person, I hope its's not him."

But Gweg's fears are confirmed. Coming down to the ring is Richard The Sinister, the most feared man in wrestling.

Richard The Sinister mops the ring with Bulk Bogan, eventually pinning him and winning Bulk' title.

As Richard The Sinister is celebrating, Gweg screams "You Suck Richard!"

Gweg is suprised to hear himself say such a thing, but when he looks up again, he sees Richard The Sinister staring right at him.

Richard grabs a mike and says, "Why don't you come in here and say that to my face little man!"
Gweg knows it's all fake and scripted. So he thinks Richard will go to attack him and Bulk will get up and save him. So Gweg climbs over the barricade and gets into the ring.

Gweg grabs a mike and says to Richard The Sinister, "You suck."

Richard The Sinister grabs Gweg and gets ready to chokeslam him, but out of nowhere, Bulk Bogan knocks Richard down.

Bogan screams, "You are not going to do that to one of my Bulkamaniacs!"

Gweg says outloud, "See I knew it was fake."

Bulk glares at Gweg and says, "I'll show you fake."

Bulk grabs Gweg, turns him upside down and piledrives his skull through his body, snapping his neck and killing Gweg instantly.

Richard The Sinister looks at Bulk and says, "Hey! According to the script, I was supposed to do that."

Bulk just shrugs his shoulders.

"Glory hog" Richard said.

Gweg never got Bulk Bogan's autograph, because he was dead.


THE END