Gweg The Vampire Slayer

Well golly, looks like the prophecy of the chosen slayer is wrong. Gweg has become the first male vampire slayer.

Ever since Gweg became a slayer, he has been training day after day. His watcher makes sure of that. Gweg is getting very good and is almost ready to go out and patrol.

The night of his first patrol, Gweg's watcher said to him, "Make sure you are very carefull. There are some vampires out there who have been around for a long time. They are the most dangerous."

Gweg said he would be on the best lookout. No vampire was going to get the best of him! Gweg set out ready to stake some vampires.

Hours went by and not one vampire made an appearance. Gweg was about to call it a night, when he heard a voice from behind him say,

"Who's that I see walking through these woods, why it's little red slaying hood."

Gweg turned around to see who it was and he gasped, it was Richard the World's Oldest Vampire!

Richard the Vampire was surprised to see that the slayer was a guy.

"Well isn't this a shock?" Richard the Vampire said.

"The only shock you are going to have is when I stab you with my stake." Gweg said.

Gweg lunged after Richard, but Richard was too quick. Richard grabbed Gweg bit his neck and turned him into a vampire.

Gweg felt new energy. He felt the darkness engulf him.

"I could get used to this," Gweg the new Vampire said.

"I think not," said Richard the Vampire.

Richard then grabbed Gweg's stake and plunged it into Gweg's heart, turning Gweg to dust.

Richard then went off to shag Allyson Hannigan who is way hotter than Sarah Michelle Geller.

Gweg didn't have an opinion on this, because he was undead and then dead completely.

THE END