GWEG GOES ON MYSPACE
Gweg sure was in a good mood. He had discovered the glorious world of MySpace. It was a place to meet many great friends and share your thoughts with them. Gweg couldn't wait to get started.
Gweg set up his own MySpace page. He was allowed to put some music on it. Gweg chose his favorite song in the whole world, "I Can See Clearly Now".
Gweg then posted a blog. A blog is a way for people to post anything thing they want. Gweg posted how he likes to play out at the park.
Gweg decided to go to bed after posting. The next day, he would check to see if he made any new friends.
When Gweg woke up, he went right to his computer.
Yay!!! Gweg has made a new friend on MySpace.
His new friend's name is MrHappyHands.
MrHappyHands told Gweg that, he too, enjoyed playing out in the park. He also told Gweg that they seemed to have a lot in common with each other and should become friends.
Gweg accepted MrHappyHands request to become his friend.
As soon as he did, he got an instant message from MrHappyHands.
MrHappyHands: Hi Gweg, it is nice to meet you!
Gweg was excited to be talking with a new friend. But he remembered something that his mother told him.
She warned him that there were "pedal files" on the internet. She told him he needed to stay away from them. Gweg didn't know what a "pedal file" was or why the pedals needed files but Gweg needed to find out if his new friend was one.
Gweg: Are you a pedal file?
Mr.HappyHands: Of course not Gweg.
Gweg: Good, because I really want to be your friend.
MrHappyHands: I want you to be my best friend.
Gweg was happier than he ever been. He and his new friend talked for a long time. Gweg told his new frined all sorts of stuff about him, and gweg found out all about his new friend as well.
MrHappyHands was a fireman. He rescued kitty cats and people all the time. He was a real hero. Gweg wanted to meet MrHappyHands in real life.
Gweg: I want to meet you. I want to take you to school to show all of my friends! They'll be so jealous that I know a real life fireman!
MrHappyHands: Sure Gweg. Let's meet at your park.
Gweg went out and got on his bicycle. He rode straight to the park.
When he got there, he saw a man dressed up as a fireman. it was MrHappyHands!
MrHappyHands: Hi. You must be Gweg?
Gweg: Yep that's me. It's nice to meet you here.
MrHappyHands: It's nice to meet you too. Hey, do you want to ride in my fire truck?
Gweg: You bet.
MrHappyHands: I'll even let you handle my special fireman's hose!
Gweg was excited to hear that.
MrHappyHands: Here, get in my car and we'll go to the fire station.
Gweg got into the car. They drove for a long time. Gweg was starting to get worried, becausethey were now out in the woods.
Gweg: Excuse me, but I don't think we're anywhere near the fire station.
MrHappyHands: Of course not Gweg.
Gweg: Why not?
MrHappyHands: Because i'm not really a fireman.
Gweg: Then what are you?
MrHappyHands: I'm Richard the Pedophile!
Gweg let out a scream. Richard the Pedophile grabbed Gweg and pulled him out of the car.
Richard then made sure that Gweg got the best out of his special fireman's hose. Then Richard took out a knife and sliced Gweg'sa throat open.
The next day, Gweg got two more friend requests on his MySpace.
But Gweg couldn't answer them, because Gweg was dead.
THE END
