GWEG WORKS AT A FAST FOOD JOINT

Wow! Gweg is working at his favorite hamburger restaurant. Gweg is so happy. He makes minimum wage, but he gets an employee only discount there.

One day, Gweg was in the back making hamburgers. As he was making hamburgers, his boss came up to him and said, "Gweg, I've got some good news."

"What is it boss?" Gweg asked.

"I'm giving you a five cent raise," the boss said.

Gweg was so happy to hear the news, he failed to see that the hamburger he was making was ordered with no pickles. Gweg put pickles on it and sent it out.

One minute later, Gweg heard someone yell out, "There are pickles on my hamburger!"

The person who screamed was Richard the Angry Customer.

Richard the Angry Customer marched back into the kitchen and yelled at Gweg.

"Did you make this?" Richard the Angry Customer asked.

"Yes I did sir, but customers aren't allowed back here," Gweg answered.

"Shut-up!" Richard the Angry Customer screamed.

Richard grabbed a big knife and started chasing after Gweg. Gweg was fast, but not faster that Richard the Angry Customer.

Richard caught Gweg and started chopping him up into little pieces. Richard then took some of the pieces and he put them on the hamburger grill.

Richard made himself a fine hamburger, made out of Gweg, and of course, hold on the pickles.

THE END