GWEG BECOMES A PRIEST

What a fine day! Gweg has become a man of the cloth. He feels so much closer to God now ever since he got his own church.

Unfortunately, no one has been to Gweg's chuch in the two weeks it has been opened. Gweg is upset by this, but he does not lose hope. In fact, he has a wonderful idea!

Gweg prints up hundreds of fliers advertising his church. One sunny afternoon, Gweg drives all over town putting fliers on people's cars.
Gweg is happy with his idea, he fails to see a Darwin Fish on one if the cars he puts a flier on.

That Sunday, Gweg is prepared for hundreds of people flocking to his church. But, alas! No one shows up! Gweg is about to hang it up, when someone walks through the door.

"Did you put this flier on my car?" The stranger asked, holding up a piece of paper.

"Yes, I did sir," Gweg said.

"I don't appreciate you putting trash on my car," the stranger said.

"Who are you?" Gweg asked.

"I'm Richard the Atheist," the stranger said.

Gweg, naive to the world, had a vague understanding of what atheism is. Gweg asked the man, "Have you found Jesus?"

Richard the Atheist said, "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him."

Gweg said, "Well you can find him in your heart."

Richard the Atheist didn't look in his heart. Instead, he looked to his left, and there he saw a small crucifix.

Richard the Atheist said, "Hey! I found him!"

Richard picked up the crucifix and threw it at Gweg. The crucifix impaled Gweg right in the heart.

Richard the Atheist then nailed Gweg onto the large cross hanging from the ceiling.

Word got out on the street that there was a priest so devoted to god, that he crucified himself. That next Sunday, hundreds of people went to Gweg's church.

But Gweg couldn't preach to them, because Gweg was dead.

THE END